Thursday, May 19, 2005
When We Were Hired
In Honor Of tonight's Apprentice finale (which has yet to air on the West Coast), here's a smattering of my observations on the first season of Trump's love letter to himself. America never had it quite so good:
· Robin The Fake Receptionist's Fake Job Duties
· "The Hottest Blizzard": An Erotically-Charged Appreciation Of Carolyn Kepcher
· Trump Ice: Salvation In The Form of Bottled Water
· Goodbye, Omarosa: A Recap in Haiku
· Troy and Kwame: Onscreen Romance Cruelly Extinguished
· And, naturally, the recap of the first season's five-hour finale
