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Monday, February 28, 2005

And He Wept, For There Were No More Worlds To Conquer


Self-Promotional Media Whore Corner

When I Moved to Los Angeles some 4 and a half years ago, I had only two goals:

1. Appear on television to discuss Hilary Duff's panties.

2. Get quoted in a major New York newspaper using either of the following words: "cauldron" or "cockfight."

Retirement is imminent.

Also, this is what I got for winning my friends' Oscar pool (via a tie-breaker, no less):

And no, the Oscar party I attended was not held in a gay barbershop in 1978.

About this site

This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."
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