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Friday, December 24, 2004

Merry Christmas To All

 
In The Next 24 hours, I will hear Manheim Steamroller's rendition of "Deck the Halls" no fewer than a dozen times. For those of you unfamiliar with this particular holiday instrumental, it can best be described as the sound of R2D2 forcibly sodomizing a Simon in an alley off of Main Street USA while the Christmas Eve Electric Parade passes.

Merry Christmas to all. And to all, a good night.



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