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Thursday, March 04, 2004


The News Is Never Stale When You're Kicking Around Affleck

Roly Poly Auteur Kevin Smith says that yes, it's really Affleck singing in doomed, upcoming pre-Bennifer split vehicle Jersey Girl.

But can Ben go off Vince Gill style? That question has me thinking of the classic joke:

Q: What would happen if you played Ben Affleck's new country song backward?

A: He gets his girlfriend with the fat ass back, he gets his career buzz back, he beats his agent to death with the Daredevil script, and remembers to cut the brake lines on Harvey Weinstein's Mercedes right after the 1997 Academy Awards.

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