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Monday, March 22, 2004


More Headlines: Mama Always Said That Being a Skank is a Dangerous Business

Both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton recently have suffered injuries in the commission of their celebrity duties. Spears injured her knee during a recent performance, and Hilton reportedly fell off a horse while filming The Simple Life 2.

But with a good publicist in your corner, these headlines...

"Britney Spears Cancels Show After Injuring Knee" [MTV News]

"Horse -1, Paris -0" []

...were run instead of their original versions:

"Britney Spears Cancels Show to Combat Genital Wart Outbreak"

"Donkey-Punching Local with Twelve Pack of Miller Lite and Mattress in the Back of His Pickup: 1, Paris Hilton: 0"

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