Monday, March 22, 2004
More Headlines: Mama Always Said That Being a Skank is a Dangerous Business
Both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton recently have suffered injuries in the commission of their celebrity duties. Spears injured her knee during a recent performance, and Hilton reportedly fell off a horse while filming The Simple Life 2.
But with a good publicist in your corner, these headlines...
"Britney Spears Cancels Show After Injuring Knee" [MTV News]
"Horse -1, Paris -0" [CelebrityCafe.com]
...were run instead of their original versions:
"Britney Spears Cancels Show to Combat Genital Wart Outbreak"
"Donkey-Punching Local with Twelve Pack of Miller Lite and Mattress in the Back of His Pickup: 1, Paris Hilton: 0"