Friday, March 05, 2004
BREAKING!!! MARTHA STEWART CONVICTED!!! MUST CREDIT BUNSEN OR ONE THOUSAND OTHER NEWS OUTLETS WITH THIS BREAKING NEWS!!!
Martha Stewart Has been found guilty on counts of obstruction and perjury.
Take a stroll into Bunsen's archives and have a looky-loo at the letter Martha Stewart wrote to me at the outset of these horrific legal proceedings, while I compose a list of things that Martha is going to make to comfy up her jail cell.
