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Wednesday, February 11, 2004


There's An Incredibly Obvious Bitch Joke To Be Made, But That Will Not Stop Me

Was It Coincidence that the 128th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show and the new album by the former Mrs. Cobain dropped on the same day? I think not.

Courtney Love or Westminster Dog Show Entrant?

1. Pranced around in circle with tongue hanging out as trainer tugged leash.

2. Interrupted performance to squat and take a poop.

3. Drove musical genius to blow his head off with a shotgun.

4. Spent 10 minutes preparing for show by having stylist removing nits from hair.

5. Two best albums written by Kurt Cobain and Billy Corgan.

6. Bit shar-pei on the ass backstage at show.

7. Answered journalists' questions with ten minutes of incoherent barking.

8. Hit doggy-style by Ed Norton.

9. Described by television host as "incredible bitch."

10. Threw up in Drew Barrymore's purse.

2,3,4,5,6,7,9,10: Love
1,8: Westminster Dog Show Entrant

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