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Tuesday, February 24, 2004


The Quote of Our Young Year

"I May Film and sell, but I don't kiss and tell."
-- Rick Salomon, amateur erotica auteur and on-screen debutante jackhammer*, on the Howard Stern radio show. He then went on to list every woman (including a 15 year-old, emancipated Drew Barrymore) that have ever touched his penis.

Now that the full-length version is available, maybe it's time that you took a refresher course in "How to Talk to Your Kids About the Paris Hilton Sex Video."

*Bunsen Extras: Other Terms Considered to Describe Rick Salomon

--heiress doggy-styler
--night-vision lothario
--lucky scumbag

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