Sunday, February 01, 2004
Making Super Sunday Slightly More Superer
The Fastest Super Bowl Preview in the World
New England Patriots: Quarterback Tom Brady is boning actress Bridget Moynihan.
Carolina Panthers: Quarterback Jack Delhomme, as far as anyone can tell, can't get laid in a monkey house where the monkeys are total sluts and you can pay to have sex with the monkeys.
New England Patriots: 32
Carolina Panthers: 29