Thursday, February 19, 2004
The Goodbye, Girls Dept.
I'm Willing To bet that you didn't have me pegged as a Sex and the City fan, thinking "What could he possibly find interesting about a bunch of women clucking about shoes and candidly discussing their deteriorating sex lives?"
Well, as it turns out, a lot!!! Hard-to-please Carrie, empowered-by-sluttiness Samantha, goody-goody-cold-fish Charlotte, and closeted-lesbian Miranda have been like my big sisters, teaching me everything I ever need to know about how women think.
I'll forgive you for your small-minded speculations about my taste in television shows. Now that the fabulous gals of SATC are hanging up their Choos for good (that is, until they spit out a feature film about shoes and the candid discussion of their deteriorating sex lives), I can out myself as a fan -- if you've tried calling me on Sunday nights for the past six years, now you know why you got my voicemail.
As a powerful Hollywood insider, I've been made privy to how the whole thing is going to end. I know, I know...how can I want to know what happens before this week's final episode? I must admit that I've always been the kid snooping around my parents' closets looking for Christmas presents.
For those of you that just can't wait to know the final fates of our fave, fab foursome--and I know that's most of you!--I'm going to offer you a glimpse of what awaits you on Sunday night. Here's a screenshot of the last frame (ever!) before the final credits roll on SATC.
SPOILER ALERT! Don't look if you don't want to know what happens to our girls! Scroll down if you just can't wait!!!
I'll miss you, ladies!!! 2 good 2 b 4gotten 4ever!