Sunday, February 01, 2004
For Another Five Hundred Large, We Could Have Seen a Jackson Brazilian Wax
IN THE INTEREST of being first to press, and at the peril of missing part of the second half of the big game...
A Few Questions with Janet Jackson's Suddenly Exposed Half-Time Nipple
Bunsen: So how did it feel to be introduced to a huge, extremely bored halftime Super Bowl audience?
JJSEHTN: I have to say, the whole thing has been something of a shock. I'm not thrilled with Timberlake at this point. I've kept a low profile my entire career.
Bunsen: How long did it take before Steven Tyler made a pass at you?
JJSEHTN: He's old enough to be my grandfather. That's disgusting. [pause] Three minutes.
Bunsen: Is there any truth to the rumor that Paul Tagliabue (the commissioner of the NFL) had you perk youself up with an ice cube, you know, just in case something--say perhaps, a wardrobe failure--occurred?
JJSEHTN: He did brush by me in an uncomfortably close manner with a pint of Ben and Jerry's...
Bunsen: I knew it!
JJSEHTN: I'm sure that was just an accident.