Monday, February 16, 2004
But Please Do Call Me When Barbara Walters Sticks Her Tongue Down Joy Behar's Throat During the Seventh Inning Stretch
In Case You you missed it, The View's Star Jones got engaged on national television during the NBA All-Star game on Sunday.
Reminds me of the time [annoying television personality] got [engaged/married] to [some thinner nobody interested in money or an obviously-closeted homosexual in need of a beard] on [national television or on scoreboard at sporting event], or maybe when [overweight television personality] had [an unpleasant cosmetic procedure involving a stomach-staple/liposuction] in [People /US Weekly photo spread].
But I can't really make up my mind which one. Maybe a little of both?
