Monday, December 29, 2003
Still On Vacation
I'M STILL ON holiday. I'd love to tell you what I've been up to, but there's no time. Let's just say the day after Christmas may or may not have involved a bottle of Rumplemintz, Angela Lansbury in elf shoes, and something called The Intruder.
Do with this possible information (or standard "alcohol + elderly celebrity + ominous-sounding sex toy" joke) what you will.
