Tuesday, December 09, 2003
Memorandum Dept.
TO: DORKS, NERDS, "Fags" (Non-homosexual), "Homos" (Non-homosexual), Dweebs (arcane usage), and Losers
FROM: The Universe
RE: The Status Quo
BODY: Now that comely "Average Joe" bachelorette Melana has once again proven that looks are of primary importance to the beautiful and therefore has restablished herself as "unattainable" to you, you may resume using her as the target of your angry masturbatory fantasies.
Even if you are secretly rich.
Thank you.
P.S. Thank you for fixing my network printing problem. You guys are the best!
