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Tuesday, December 09, 2003


Memorandum Dept.

TO: DORKS, NERDS, "Fags" (Non-homosexual), "Homos" (Non-homosexual), Dweebs (arcane usage), and Losers

FROM: The Universe

RE: The Status Quo

BODY: Now that comely "Average Joe" bachelorette Melana has once again proven that looks are of primary importance to the beautiful and therefore has restablished herself as "unattainable" to you, you may resume using her as the target of your angry masturbatory fantasies.

Even if you are secretly rich.

Thank you.

P.S. Thank you for fixing my network printing problem. You guys are the best!

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This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."
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