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Wednesday, December 10, 2003


Lines We Wish We'd Written, Then Realized, Oh, We Did, Just Now

ON AL GORE'S endorsement of Howard Dean:

No one is suggesting that currying Gore's favor is the kiss of death, but three of his children dropped dead when he smiled at their excellent report cards. Unfortunately, Karenna was a "C" student.

On a trend in the movies sure to catch on:

This Friday, Love Don't Cost a Thing, an "urban reimagining" of the 1987 Patrick Dempsey blockbuster Can't Buy Me Love, premieres in theaters across the country. Miramax is already planning on riding the coattails of this strategy, planning a Memorial Day release of The Breakfast Club remake Your Mama's So Fat I Got to Roll Over Twice To Get Off Her.

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