Wednesday, August 20, 2003
It has come to my attention that I have finally conquered Google.
A simple search for "Bunsen" now returns this site as the number one result. As you may be aware, Google is the most popular search engine in the universe.
And I am the most popular Bunsen. It was only a matter of time.
Take that, you blind Muppet motherfucker and you, inventor of the Bunsen burner. Your meager contributions to human history have been rendered meaningless.