Thursday, July 17, 2003
In Which I Hold Forth on the Physical Imperfections of Someone Who Needs a Sandwich or Three Hundred
Some things nearly as skinny as Lara Flynn Boyle at last night's 2003 ESPY Awards:
--a pipecleaner with all the fuzzy stuff shaved off
--the bleached skeleton of Karen Carpenter
--Manute Bol's ankle
--Calista Flockhart after a four-day colonic
--a mophandle in the clutches of a whittler with OCD
--Bob Hope's chances of making it to 101
--a toothpick with body dismorphic disorder
