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Thursday, July 17, 2003

 

In Which I Hold Forth on the Physical Imperfections of Someone Who Needs a Sandwich or Three Hundred



Some things nearly as skinny as Lara Flynn Boyle at last night's 2003 ESPY Awards:

--a pipecleaner with all the fuzzy stuff shaved off

--the bleached skeleton of Karen Carpenter

--Manute Bol's ankle

--Calista Flockhart after a four-day colonic

--a mophandle in the clutches of a whittler with OCD

--Bob Hope's chances of making it to 101

--a toothpick with body dismorphic disorder



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