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Tuesday, March 11, 2003

 

New Poll Time



US may revise draft resolution on Iraq

God, I love it when I get all topical and junk.

Look to the left-hand column.

Vote and let your opinion flap in the breeze like certain unmentionable parts of an octagenarian sprinter running against a stiff wind.

Vote and let your voice be heard, because you're sick of having to always repeat yourself five times at the drive-through window just to make sure you get the rings and not the fries. Because you really want the rings.

Vote and put your money where your mouth is, before quickly realizing that the dollar bill now on your tongue was probably stuck in some Ft. Lauderdale-area Chippendale's banana hammock by a housewife who can't remember the last time she had an orgasm that wasn't while watching Dr. Phil. Rinse throughly with a minty mouthwash.

[Last poll result: Mike Tyson will devour his own children on Pay-Per-View. They had a good run while he waited for them to ripen, I suppose.]



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