Tuesday, March 04, 2003
For the Common Good Section
Sarah Silverman is co-hosting "Jimmy Kimmel Live" this week. If you know what's good for you, you'll tune in to see the funniest person in America sit next to Kimmel and make television seem shiny and new again.
[Maybe one day Sarah will stumble upon this sight while Googling herself, then recoil in horror as she realizes "Sarah...Googling herself" is the absolute hottest kind of innuendo an internet asshole can throw out there well past midnight. The gossamer subtlety of it all is almost overwhelming, isn't it? Like a fork in the jewels.]
[And classy, too. I'm starting to feel a little like one of those Star Trek guys who start online shrines to Jeri Ryan. But not so much like one of those guys that I can't ever get laid again.]
[I hope.]
