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Monday, March 10, 2003


Commerce Dept.

Female Escorts Advertising in the Back of an Alternative Newsweekly, Listed by Sales Tactics

-Abbey: adorable & affordable

-Sabrina: The ulitmate experience.
-Melissa: I have mastered the male erotic zones.

-Linda: I'm a sure thing!
-Devon: I don't say no!

-Caitylyn: exchange satisfying time for $$

Explicity Blond(e):
-Marilyn: They say blonds r [sic] more fun.
-Kaitlyn: Naughty blonde

-Sakura: I work Alone.
-Sasha: Actual Photo

-Lolita: My Place or Yours?
-Heaven: Need I say more [question mark ommitted]

Misspelled pun:
Porscha: Playful Porscha call for a ride!

Similarly driven:
-Kimberly: I know what I have to do to get new friends.
-Kelly: New in town. "I know what to do to get new friends."

-Leah: No rip-offs
-Michelle: All night discounts available
-Deanna: Get more for your $$$

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This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."
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