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Sunday, February 09, 2003

 

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Five Pick-Ups Lines Designed to Bewilder the Object of Your Affection

1. "You are hotter than Marvin Gaye in a bathtub with a curling iron."

2. "Two ankles. Everything seems to be in order."

3. "Last night I wiped the corner of my mouth with the most erotic paper napkin imaginable."

4. "Pick-up lines don't work, so instead I bought you a pony ride when you were eight years old."

5. "I'm at a loss for words, so instead of striking out with you I'm going to go back and tell my friends that I just

decided that I'm gay." [Does not work if one is actually gay.]



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