Sunday, February 09, 2003
I Got Nothin' Special Fold-Out Section
Five Pick-Ups Lines Designed to Bewilder the Object of Your Affection
1. "You are hotter than Marvin Gaye in a bathtub with a curling iron."
2. "Two ankles. Everything seems to be in order."
3. "Last night I wiped the corner of my mouth with the most erotic paper napkin imaginable."
4. "Pick-up lines don't work, so instead I bought you a pony ride when you were eight years old."
5. "I'm at a loss for words, so instead of striking out with you I'm going to go back and tell my friends that I just
decided that I'm gay." [Does not work if one is actually gay.]