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Thursday, February 06, 2003


Dept. of Obstetrics and Gynecology Section

Elle MacPherson gives birth to baby boy

Immediately upon birth, newborn Aurelius Cy Andrea Busson issued this statement through his neonatal publicist: "I have already decided that I am going to pursue a gay lifestyle. After passing though my supermodel mother's birth canal, all female genitalia is henceforth going to seem awfully anticlimactic."

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