Thursday, February 06, 2003
Dept. of Obstetrics and Gynecology Section
Elle MacPherson gives birth to baby boy
Immediately upon birth, newborn Aurelius Cy Andrea Busson issued this statement through his neonatal publicist: "I have already decided that I am going to pursue a gay lifestyle. After passing though my supermodel mother's birth canal, all female genitalia is henceforth going to seem awfully anticlimactic."