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Sunday, January 05, 2003


"What's the 'D' stand for, Eh?" Section

Inept Canadian Car Thieves Didn't Know How to Drive

The unsuccessful attempt at grand theft auto ended the Canuck duo's crimewave, which previously consisted of a logjacking operation in which fourteen separate pine trees were rolled down a river to an abandoned paper mill and stripped for parts.

[You know, probably for hockey sticks. Or money for acting lessons. You get the idea.]

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This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."
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