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Wednesday, January 29, 2003


Newz Flazh! Section

Joe Millionaire finalist filmed bondage and fetish films

In the "almost too good to be true" department, it was discovered by The Smoking Gun that Sarah Kozer, the blonde bombshell who was memorably spilling out of her bikini top and who (slurped) and (mmmwh)'d away with Evan in the bushed of this week's episode, has starred in a number of fetish films with titles such as "Hogtied" and "Dirty-Soled Dolls."

This bodes well for the eventual triumph of Melissa M. Unless, of course, it turns out that Evan has a predilection for ladies with grimy feet or a spare pair of toe-cuffs.

When contacted for comment, Fox's research department had only this to say: "We don't really know how to use the Internet thingy"

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