Monday, January 20, 2003
New Poll Time: Sin City Edition
Yes, I was in Vegas. Yes, Vegas kicked my ass, told me to never come back, then winked at me as she walked away, flashing a neon smile.
So there you have it.
[The Joe Millionaire poll was a cheap-shot delight. We all know that the contestants are extra-greedy sluts that are getting what's coming to them. But the one with the curly black hair, Melissa M., is really cute. Maybe she's not so bad. Maybe she's really interested in guys who don't make a lot of money. Maybe she'll Google her name as she watches the show, wind up here, and learn a little from a man who's truly honest. Maybe, maybe. If only I didn't have that damn ten million dollar inheritance...]