Friday, January 24, 2003
New Poll! New Poll! Calloh! Callay!
I always seem to introduce a new poll by saying something like, "Guess what time it is! New poll time!" and then I ramble on about democracy and making your voice heard and maybe throw something in about being crushed under the treads of a Chinese tank. Not this time.
This week's poll is contributed by one my favorite action heroes, Passenger 57. You know, John Maclean on a plane. So look to the left and vote as often as you wish. Which is probably not even once, but a guy can ask.
[Last week's result: The vast majority of you seem fixated on the idea that Vegas treated me like a rag in a 25-cent peepshow booth. And I suppose that's not entirely untrue, as those who read the piece in Über can attest.]
[And just another piece of business: I am officially retiring the story about the Venezuelan bachelorette party. At least until I meet someone who hasn't already heard it.]