Ten seconds after the picture was taken, a 200-foot hippie crashed down a giant Birkenstock, crushing the unfortunate spectators. Who, you know, were waiting around for a Phish show or something? Or they were trying to buy a really, really big hemp belt? Guys? Guys?
This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen.
He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."