Tuesday, January 07, 2003
Feeling Poll-ish Dept.
So, after a very long holiday-induced delay, there is finally a new poll in place for your voting pleasure.
I know that longtime readers of WFOoBH are probably slightly disappointed at the recent lack of Joe Millionaire coverage on the site, but this is for a very good reason: we fell asleep twice during the reality-whorefest's debut, and don't feel that we could offer a complete reckoning of the debut episode like we did for Anna Nicole.
Suffice it to say that Joe himself seemed slightly retarded throughout the bow of the "Greedy Sluts Get What's Coming to Them By the Good Folks at Fox" series, choking on questions as simple as "What's your middle name?" in an effort to preserve the ruse at the heart of the series. Surely, if he had told the truth about his really, really controversial middle name, the entire enterprise would have come crashing down around him and Fox would have been deprived of the opportunity to expose the motives of one deceived golddigger. Good thing he hemmed and hawed like he was being asked if he had received oral satisfaction from a government intern. The women probably spent the remainder of the evening wondering if he'd taken a little too much jackhammer between the ears.
Way to go, Joe. It's obvious that nineteen grand a year is going toward some high-quality acting lesson.
So look to the left and make your voice heard, etc etc.
[The last poll was up a fortnight, but people seemed to think that Kelly McGillis crossed over to the Old Side PDQ after riding on the back of Maverick's motorcycle. Sheesh. Didn't anyone see Witness?]