Wednesday, January 15, 2003
Cheap Shotz Special Report: But There Will be No Mention of the Kids Being All Right
A Jacko joke updated in order to be a bit more au courant:
Did you hear that Pete Townsend was spotted at a K-Mart sale in New York yesterday? He heard that kids' pants were half-off!
[Why didn't anyone inform The Erstwhile King of Pop or the Master of the Playhouse of the "I was doing research" defense?]
[Yes, I am feeling petty and ashamed at myself -- but mainly for using a French phrase here. But this, like all things, will pass.]