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Tuesday, December 10, 2002


Good Morning, I am Dumb Section

Man Confuses Snow with Vandalism

Moments earlier, the German man had called his landlord to complaing that vandals had invaded his home and replaced his bread with toast and his toilet water with lemonade.

[Note to readers: There will be no chocolate jokes. Don't be disgusting. Don't even think it.]

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This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."
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