Thursday, November 07, 2002
Those Amazing Animals
Squirrel Terrorizes British Town
Dog Eats Owner After Death in Berlin Apartment
I've been saying it for years: first the animals will take over Europe, turning the EU into an economic juggernaut, then establish a superior pop culture, which they will export all over the globe, supplanting the United States as the world's sole superpower.
It begins. Start stockpiling your Euros now. The green with the dead presidents will be useless in a matter of months.
[What chance do we stand when we're jailing our finest cultural export for a little shopping mishap?]