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Sunday, November 17, 2002

 

Lost in the Translation Dept.



"Just the fact that Barry Bonds was massaging me, what a great experience," Matsui said. "That was something I'll treasure for the rest of my life."
Hideki Matsui, Japanese baseball star headed to the United States next season.

Matsui failed to mention what base he and Barry got to following the game. An unnamed source suggests Bonds "Knocked it out of the park. He always does."

[Sunday's homily: Baseball is a great American pasttime rife with sexual innuendo.]



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