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Thursday, November 14, 2002

 

A Letter from the Ombudsman



Some of you have expressed concern that Megatron contracted HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. He wants everyone to know that he was infected by sharing a dirty needle with Jazz, not by engaging in high-risk sexual behavior with Skeletor, as had been previously reported.

Thank you for the many notes of concern.

--Henry Charles
Ombudsman, WFOoBH



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