Friday, November 15, 2002
Innocent Until Proven Pervy Dept.
Ferris Bueller's Principal in Detention
Call it R. Kelly with a twist. Call it Hollywood nuttiness. Call it a playdate-gone-wrong at Pee Wee's place.
No comments were available from Edie McClurg, Alan Ruck, the motorheads, the dweebies, Abe Froman, Jennifer Gray's old nose, or Matthew Broderick's and Sarah Jessica Parker's newborn horse-baby.
It is unclear whether Jones contracted a "scorching case of herpes."
[Call me sir, goddammit!]