Sunday, September 08, 2002
Ill-Advised Section
Psychoanalyst May Start Date Service
Worst TheraDate matchups:
--multiple personality disorder and agoraphobic/claustrophobic sent on first date in stalled elevator
--obsessive compulsive handwasher and scatophiliac
--Julia Roberts and the soon-to-be-divorced-regular-guy-cameraman
--Me and anyone that Dr. Feldman sets me up with
(I know I'm not good enough for her)
--The Sigmund and Anna Freud/Carl Jung "Third Wheel Incident"
