Tuesday, September 10, 2002
Actual Search Terms Extra
Just because it's late Monday/early Tuesday, here is a top ten of search terms that resulted in wayward interweb surfers washing up on the cyberbeach that is WFOoBH.
10. "Tijuana steroids/viagra" (multiple searches--a crowd favorite)
10.(tie) "Calista Flockhart nude photos" (two searches)
9. "naked photos Steve O and his penis from Jackass"
8. "actual video of a colonoscopy being performed"
7. "fattest penis"
6. "work experience as a waiter at amway grand"
5. "bareback indy"
4. "syphillis photo"
3. "mom and boy wearing nylon panties"
2. "the fattest bitch on earth"
1. "Handicap Tom Cruise Scientology"
[bunsen note: Unlike most of the shite on this site, these are actual items. If you find this dubious, google the terms and then search within the result for my page. Then f yourself for ever, ever doubting me.]
And here is the part where I try to tempt search engine fate by placing bogus phrases on the page to attract strange traffic:
--photos of Emmanuel Lewis in bondage
--Quebec secession and hot French Canadian ass
--Calista Flockhart and a hot pastrami sandwich
--steroid treatment for ailing fighting cocks in Tijuana
--Winona Ryder and Bunsen on crime spree hot sex
