Monday, August 26, 2002
I Scream for New Poll Day!
The public has muttered under its breath, and it is clear that The Anna Nicole Show is in dire need of a little assist from a new character -- Dr. Morris, the coroner. He will pronounce the time of death after Anna Nicole draws her last breath amidst tiger-print sheets (a victim of one too many Percoset and Quaalude cocktails), as her lawyer and purple-haired assistant are caught in a freeze-frame high-five over the lifeless former bombshell.
And the ratings will be through the roof.
To your left, the new poll. Please, someone help Jacko's baby find a proper name.