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Saturday, August 10, 2002


How Many Commandments Were There Again?

Alzheimer's Hits Heston

In a videotaped statement to fans, renowned thespian and Hollywood personality Charlton Heston admitted that he is showing the symptoms of Alzheimer's. "I would like everyone to know that this setback will not affect my work as president of the National know, the gun place. Is that jello? I think I used to like jello. But I will make sure there is a gun in the hands of every man, woman, and damn, dirty ape on this ravaged planet before I...who are you again? I am Spartacus? It was the other one? Is that my jello?"

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This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."
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