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Wednesday, August 14, 2002

 

He's Not Multigrain, He's the King



A special late-night doubleshot of Elvis items:


Elvis Declared Top-Earning Dead Celebrity

I may not have access to all the pertinent financial data, but I think that The King places a close second to another dead celebrity -- Jesus Christ. That guy is really rich.

Elvis' Image Fashioned From Many Slices of Toast

Likeness required 4,000 pieces of toast, 350 pounds of bananas, 100 jars of Jif-brand peanut butter, 600 kilos of Peruvian White.

[I don't even know what the fuck that is. But it's been really hip to refer to cocaine by a flowery nickname since about 1971.]


Next up in the great Toast Portrait Gallery: Jesus Christ



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