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Monday, August 05, 2002


Good Thing He Didn't Rob the Sperm Bank

Police See Through Suspect Jewel Thief

The jewel-napping suspect was in "posession" of a necklace, two loose diamonds, and some marijuana when Smokey caught up to him.

1,135 breastfeeding babies will tell you--get high enough, and you'll put anything in your mouth..

Had the thief swallowed some cubic zirconia, he might have escaped harm when trying to pass the booty in his jail cell.

[Fun fact: diamonds are the hardest substance known to man, and the second hardest if you've done time.]

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