Friday, August 16, 2002
Elvis, Elvis, Everywhere
Elvis fans explore his Jewish roots
To celebrate the fact that The King can claim Jewish lineage, Israeli tanks rolling through the Gaza Strip will blare "Blue Suede Shoes" through loudspeakers. After a hard day of pinning Yasser Arafat in his compound, troops will be able to unwind by wearing huge sunglasses and taking photographs with Richard Nixon cardboard standees.