Saturday, August 03, 2002
Big Winner Dept.
Bunsen asked which actress is the fattest, and the public has spoken. Gwyneth Paltrow was deemed the portliest thesp, easily out-porking Calista, Courteney, Debra, and Lara Flynn.
I don't even know why I bothered with the poll. It all seems so obvious now. I'm not sure she even needed that fat suit in Shallow Hal. What a pig.
A WFOoBH Commemorative Stomach Staple has been mailed to Gwynnie's people.
I'll let you know when the thank-you note arrives.