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Saturday, August 03, 2002


Big Winner Dept.

Bunsen asked which actress is the fattest, and the public has spoken. Gwyneth Paltrow was deemed the portliest thesp, easily out-porking Calista, Courteney, Debra, and Lara Flynn.

I don't even know why I bothered with the poll. It all seems so obvious now. I'm not sure she even needed that fat suit in Shallow Hal. What a pig.

A WFOoBH Commemorative Stomach Staple has been mailed to Gwynnie's people.

I'll let you know when the thank-you note arrives.

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This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."
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