Monday, August 12, 2002
Any Given Sunday -- Late Edition
Fight Breaks Out at Hip-Hop Concert
Also not particularly notable:
Someone Explodes in Middle East, People Die in Disco Pizza Parlor
Girl Drunkenly Flashes Breasts at All-Inclusive Spring Break Function, Signs Release in Exchange for Plastic Tumbler and Assurance It's All Just a Tequila Dream
George W. Bush Makes Face Like He Smells Something Heavy on the Onions, Flubs Folksy Expression, Lies About Reforming Latest Renegade Corporate Accounting Practice...And Really Loves Oil Company
Winona Ryder Turns Me On, Steals My Heart, Wallet
Angelina Jolie/Anna Nicole Smith All Sorts of Fucked Up on Something
Bunsen Weblog Runs 14th Winona Ryder Joke Long After Controversy Cools Just Because She Is Possessed of Preternatural Beauty, Sticky Fingers
Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
Fake Headline Bits and Old Sitcom Catchphrase Not Confused For Something Funny
