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Monday, August 12, 2002


Any Given Sunday -- Late Edition

Fight Breaks Out at Hip-Hop Concert

Also not particularly notable:

Someone Explodes in Middle East, People Die in Disco Pizza Parlor

Girl Drunkenly Flashes Breasts at All-Inclusive Spring Break Function, Signs Release in Exchange for Plastic Tumbler and Assurance It's All Just a Tequila Dream

George W. Bush Makes Face Like He Smells Something Heavy on the Onions, Flubs Folksy Expression, Lies About Reforming Latest Renegade Corporate Accounting Practice...And Really Loves Oil Company

Winona Ryder Turns Me On, Steals My Heart, Wallet

Angelina Jolie/Anna Nicole Smith All Sorts of Fucked Up on Something

Bunsen Weblog Runs 14th Winona Ryder Joke Long After Controversy Cools Just Because She Is Possessed of Preternatural Beauty, Sticky Fingers

Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?

Fake Headline Bits and Old Sitcom Catchphrase Not Confused For Something Funny

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This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."
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