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Wednesday, July 03, 2002


See Previous Post if You Still Have Doubts Dept.

Simple Life Formula Discovered:

Too Much of Anything = Death
Too Little of Anything = Death
Correct Amount of Anything = Cancer
Everything in Correct Proportion, Optimal Balance Achieved, Outlook Clear, Life Peachy Keen = Hit by bus

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This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."
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