Tuesday, July 30, 2002
Ripped Violently From This Minute's Headlines Section
Bin Laden's son seen gaining power
No word from Washington as to whether Osama will purchase majority stake in an oil company or Major League Baseball team on his son's behalf. The world community holds its breath and waits for Saad to take power of Al Qaida through miscounted longest-straw vote, then mismanage the organization out of existence.
"He's our greatest weapon, our whitest hope," said one high-placed Washington insider.