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Wednesday, July 31, 2002

 

Quote of the Right Now



"They went down looking for the miners, and they passed my boobs."
--Joan Rivers, on Letterman

Good Old Joan is openly discussing her myriad recent plastic surgeries, valiantly attempting to squeeze recognizable sounds through a face stretched tighter than the skin on an American Indian canoe.

Not since Haley Joel Osment have I been so filled with existential dread this late at night.

God help us all when Haley and Joan unite and come for our very souls.



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