Wednesday, July 31, 2002
Quote of the Right Now
"They went down looking for the miners, and they passed my boobs."
--Joan Rivers, on Letterman
Good Old Joan is openly discussing her myriad recent plastic surgeries, valiantly attempting to squeeze recognizable sounds through a face stretched tighter than the skin on an American Indian canoe.
Not since Haley Joel Osment have I been so filled with existential dread this late at night.
God help us all when Haley and Joan unite and come for our very souls.