Wednesday, July 31, 2002
Papal Sitting Bull Extra
Pope to Canonize First American Indian Saint in Mexico
The Pope is in Mexico, and it's not for the enchiladas and cheap tattoos.
I think I smell a contest to name this newly-minted American Indian saint. Maybe this time some of you will chip in. Send entries via e-mail, and the winner will be posted next week.
To get you started:
--Saint Touchem Youngpants
--Saint Firstime Freebie
--Saint Running Faster than BoyinRobe
--Saint John MMXXVII
--Saint Dealem Poker
--Saint Hangum Drunken Depresshun
--Saint Joseph Nez Pierce
You know the drill. Now mail 'em in.