Monday, July 01, 2002
Let's Pretend to Care for Just One More Minute
Brazil won its fifth World Cup early Sunday. Doesn't it seem like they spend four years distracting us with Gisele and whatever else they have down in Sao Paolo (assimilated Nazis? those minty drinks and fried plantains?), then swoop in and win another Cup? Woo-hoo. The guy with the stupid haircut scored a couple of goals, and I really don't care to even bother finishing this sentence.
Keep the silly Cup. Send more supermodels.