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Sunday, July 28, 2002


It Hurts Just To Think About Thinking About It

Boy's penis stitched back after donkey bite

No word on whether the unfortunate lad (or was he fortunate in the end? It could have been worse; Eeyore coulda swallowed) was taunting the donkey with the "carrot dangled from the end of the penis" gag.

[This story is a little old, by blog standards, but needs to be here. Its omission was a glaring penis-mishap-news oversight]

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This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer, a weblog about Hollywood, where he now serves in the nebulous capacity of "editor-at-large."
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