Tuesday, July 23, 2002
Holy F'in Shit Dept.
Haley Joel Osment, the little "I see dead people" kid, is on Letterman. He's 14 now, and it's really fucking freaking my shit out, dude. He's going through puberty right before my eyes. He's like ten feet tall now, dude. His voice is deeper and cracking. His eyes are like really creepy little marbles, and they can see me.
He must be stopped.
